I do not have a scanner and creating the whole thing on paint, or the like, would take way too long. So I took these photos with the camera on my laptop.
Here’s the full diagram.
And then I figured out how to make my laptop take pictures that are not mirror images.
The first page:
The second page:
If you really want to know, here’s what it says. You can look at the pictures while I read it to you.
Ahem.
“How to Live a Creative Life”
Wake up. Lay in bed for 30 min longer.
Think about how you wish you had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.
Try to remember who wrote that quote.
Go make oatmeal. Put lots of good things in it -> all your favorite things so it won’t taste bad.
Coconut, peanut butter, chocolate, bananas, cinnamon, sugar…
Cheetos
– not Cheetos.
Bad idea. Start over. [Bad ideas go in the compost heap.]
Ride your bike to work. Wear lots of flashing lights. And sing while you go.
Send a clever text message, you clever fool.
Do yoga at your desk. Make up your own poses. Wear your bike helmet.
Bad idea. Start over.
Paint a water-color at a coffee shop.
Write fake journal entries. (“Today I rode a motorcycle.”)
Read your fake journal. Try to remember which entries are true.
Accidentally leave your fake journal someplace where someone will find it.
Perform in a poetry slam.
Bad idea. Start over.
Play an instrument. Maybe a kazoo.
Try to have really good handwriting. Play softball with a rubber chicken as the ball.
Play softball with a banana as the ball.
Bad idea. Start over.
Start a blog which you’ll never post on.
If you create a creative life diagram, please share. I’m looking for a reliable manual.